The Obama JOTW
Been slacking on the JOTW front, so here’s one shamelessly stolen from Nuke Gingrich blog:
Dear Grim Reaper:
So far this year, you have taken away:
1) My favorite musician, Michael Jackson;
2) My favorite actor, Patrick Swayze;
3) My most beautiful actress, Farrah Fawcett;
4) My original “Guitar Hero,” Les Paul.
Just so you know…
The Obama JOTW
Someone sent me this:
The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1.The stamp is in perfect order.
2.There is nothing wrong with the glue…
3.People are spitting on the wrong side.
Obama Drama
The Obama JotW
Been lax in posting and in posting The Obama Joke of the Week.
So….
What’ the difference between God and The Obama?
God doesn’t think he’s The Obama.
And,
How are God and The Obama alike?
Neither has a birth certificate.
Finally,
What’s the difference between God and The Obama?
Liberals love The Obama.
Another JotW
Another The Obama Joke of the Week.
A relative sent this test to me this morning.
The test has only one question, an honest answer to which will demostrate where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a life or death decision. Your answer must be honest, and yet spontaneous.
Here goes:
THE SITUATION:
You are in Richmond Virginia. On the James River to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You’re trying to shoot career-making photos There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
THE TEST:
Suddenly you see a man and a woman in the water. They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow they look familiar.
You suddenly realize who they are. It’s Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi!!At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take them under forever. You have two options: You can save their lives or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the deaths of two of the world’s most powerful people.
THE QUESTION:
Here’s the question, and please give an honest answer…
….
…
Wait for it…
Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
Ouch.
The Obama Joke of the Week
Fresh batch of The Obama Joke of the Week:
What do Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama have in common?
They both attract young people with mindless verses.
Thanks to Barack Obama’s “recovery” plan, Americans workers have been sleeping like babies. They wake up every couple of hours and cry.
An Obama Fan
Ok, one more for the road:
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not an Obama fan.’
The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you an Obama fan?’
Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Republican.’
The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.’
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, ‘If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, ‘That would make me an Obama fan.
Post Turtle
Another Joke of the week:
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is a “post turtle.” Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a “post turtle” was.
The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a “post turtle”. The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain.
“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there.”
Bipartisan Humor
Wanda Sykes wishes Rush Limbaugh had kidney failure and The Obama laughs his head off at the joke.
So, hmmm, leftist lesbo hurls hate at a conservative political commentator/entertainer. Wow, what brave cutting edge, speaking truth to power, comedy. You go girl!
In the spirit of bipartisanship, I’m launching The Obama Joke of the Week.
And in that fun loving spirit here’s the innaugural funny:
So, you’ve heard The Obama family got a new dog.
Apparently it wasn’t the first one they’ve had.
They had to get rid of the first one.
It was coon dog and kept trying to tree The Obama daughters.
Now that right there’s funny.